Friday, September 16, 2005

Why did the chicken cross the road !

Sounds like the old boring and repeated story !,not exactly ,someone mailed this one today and must admit a good one ,esp. if anyone out there is interested in consulting.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

XYZ Consultant says:

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.

XYZ , in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), XYZ helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

XYZ convened a diverse cross spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with XYZ with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value frame work across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.

The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating a impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear,and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

XYZ helped the chicken change to become more successful.

1 comment:

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